(breth – AIR – ee – un)

A person who actually believes that they don’t need to eat or even drink water to survive and instead gets all their calories and protein and vitamin C from sitting in the sunshine. I am not even kidding! I do not know how breatharians survive long enough to have babies and make more breatharians. I once was a breatharian for seventeen minutes, but then I got hungry and ate an entire bowl of guacamole. (Definition requested by A. Shepherd, Baltimore, MD)